Wednesday, March 22, 2017

#171: B.S. Peddlers






If it wasn’t blatantly obvious, the three individuals featured in this strip are based on real people whose names will not be disclosed—but it’s pretty easy to tell who they are.

One of them is a medical quack who was dragged before Congress to testify on his phony snake oil “cures” for being, well, phony snake oil.

Another is a failed video game “creator” who infamously slept with five guys to get better reviews of her crappy “game” and later blamed “sexist” gamers for calling her out.

And the last one is a former Playboy model who believes that posing naked in a magazine gives her the authority to declare that vaccines cause autism—even though they don’t!

In other words, these three are peddlers of Grade A Bulls*** who, while I would never wish death upon, I would also not shed a single tear over if they were to be attacked and eaten alive by a horde of zombies.

To mis-quote Mark Twain, "I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."