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Who owns a car company that has the longest-range electric car on the market? Elon Musk.
Who released a solar roof that’s cheaper and more durable than regular roofs? Elon Musk.
Who’s constructing a gigafactory that will produce as much renewable energy as it uses? Elon Musk.
Who received government approval to construct his revolutionary high-speed Hyperloop train that will provide a trip from New York City to Washington D.C. in less than half an hour? Elon Musk.
Whose private space company has been putting NASA to shame by successfully launching (and landing) reusable rockets? Elon Musk.
And who has big plans to send human beings to Mars within the next few years? Elon Musk.
Who has really been “Making America Great Again” by creating more than 35,000 American jobs within the past decade? Elon Musk.
Who’s single-handedly proving wrong the hack writer at The Guardian who claimed that America was committing “economic suicide” due to being “anti-innovation”? Elon Musk.
And who's also been embarrassing Thunderf00t and his futile attempts to "debunk" his innovative ideas such as the Hyperloop? Elon Musk.
Who’s been helping to create a great big beautiful tomorrow that would make Walt Disney proud? Elon Musk.
Who’s the living, breathing embodiment of the superiority of free enterprise and laissez-faire capitalism? Elon Musk.
Who’s going to help end climate change, provide renewable energy and affordable electric cars, refurbish public transportation and infrastructure, and send human beings to Mars within the next few decades? Elon Mother-Freaking Musk!
Who’s really creating the superior future? (Freak off, MovieBob!) No question about it: simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom bomb, one man only, it’s mother-freaking, gosh-darn, sons of bean dipping, freak freak freaking Elon Musk! YEAH!!!