Sunday, April 3, 2016

#080: Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton wants to end mass incarceration while being funded by private prisons. She wants to end global warming while being funded by big oil. She want single-payer healthcare while being funded by insurance companies. She want to rein in Wall Street while being funded by big banks.

Hillary’s as “progressive” as Donald Trump. Heck, she was even funded by him back in 2008. But of course, the Democrats are going to vote for her anyway because, well, at least she's not a Republican, and she'll be the very first female president. Consistent values? Nah brah! Blind party loyalty is what really matters.